You Know youre a Nerd when...

You know youre a nerd when:

1: You almost finish a Private Server in less than 5 minutes
2: You play your computer almost all day
3: all you can think about is video games
4: youre allergic to Pollen...


ZOMG IM A NERD!!

LMAO. Thats just like me O__O!

1.I got heyfeeva
2.I play meh PC everyday
3.Meh think about what games to play lawls.
4.I max on a pserver under a day o.o XD

Zomfg. Im a nerd >.<! " Im not tho "

..You're unrealistically pale.
..You're extremely bored when your computer gets taken away.
..You get pissed at minor lag.

the pale part is a lie... im a total nerd

When im off the Pc, im so bored. idm about lag, this pc is nubbie. my laptop is better

...when you catch yourself thinking you wish you could say a smiley

...when you can remember your 10 favourite URLs but not your own zip code

...when your homepage layout has won prizes but you can't read your own
handwriting

...when your family e-mails you because that's the only way to get in touch with you

...when your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"

...when you hear the little "ding" of the system chimes during your dreams

...when you tell someone your name and end it with "dot com"

...when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind

...when you are asked "do you have a boyfriend?" and you have to answer: "Well, yes, I have a couple..one lives in Calgary, the other, Minnesota, the other New Zealand.."

...when all you can muster up for a good conversation with your friends is "So what do you think about that ....page?" or "Have you seen my hpage recently?"

...when the only sexual experiences you've made ended with a .com or a .org.

LMAOO u make me laugh lmao

ok thats totally not me but ZOMG i just saved myself from my cat crapping in my room... phew

Lols my cats never do anything inside the house, he just goes out back lols. omfg... hoody bought a bird in today -.- hes 14.. old... he acts so young he catches mice n birds like easy LOL

but my cat is 6 weeks

...when you have a pyramid of coke cans in you computer room

...when you respond to "get a life!" with "what's the URL?"

...when you look at new computers like they were fast cars...
(Oh man look at that: A pentum II 300MHZ with 128MB of ram... man that baby humms...)

...when the worst punishment 'your mom can give you is "No going on the internet until you've done your chores!!"

...when you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

...when you come late for school in the morning and you excuse is "sorry but I had 45 e-mails in my mailbox"

LOL!

LMFAOOO im near enough crying with laughter LMAO.... more plox! xD

... When your computer crashes and you are paralyzed from the neck down

... When your download your personality into your computer and it takes up one bit.

...When the only sport you play is frisbee with AOL CDs.

... When you can type 95 words per minute with two fingers.

...If your mom asks you where you put the cookies and you say you deleted them.

...When you enter the classroom, and you're disappointed because there are no {hugs} or *kisses*

...When your parent asks you what the weather outside is like, you fly to your computer, punch in http://wunderground.com/, your zip code, and finally answer: It's raining...

...when you install the Matrix-quote "Welcome to the real world" as your shutdown system sound to remind you that there's a world outside your pc.

...when in the morning you go to your computer before you go to the bathroom.(this is SOOO mee!!)

when you make a mistake putting on your makeup and immediately want to do a Ctrl-Z. (Undo)

when you flunk english at school by writing your exam paper in HTML

when asked to give your address, you don't think twice before rattling off your e-mail address instead of your postal address

when you hear a joke and start show your amusement by saying *rotflol

when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow ---SO ME << xD Ive actully had a tan for over 2 years now i think its radioactive shit O__O xD

LMAO thats me to Luna LMAO... omg xD

wow i think im tanned too HELP ME!!

XD this is so funneh xD!

You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

if you know more people online than in person.

if you consistently stay after class to talk to the professor because you
find him/her incredibly interesting.

if you're not quite sure what a chick is.

Your friends only invite you to a barbeque when their computer is stuck

Your computer is worth more that your wife's engagement ring

LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao... omfg xD

now thats cruel

ZOMG IM SO SUPERSTITIOUS I GOT SCARED BY A VACUUM!!!

LMAO ASH...WTF? lmao... lmao.. all i can say it LOL - Pats u on ur head -

Deadlee6 wrote:LMAOO u make me laugh lmao

Me TOoo
and i can't stop yet